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</description><title>This Old DIRTY House</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thisolddirtyhouse)</generator><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"I’m gonna force the glue into the crack with my finger, along with a little bit of sawdust."</title><description>“I’m gonna force the glue into the crack with my finger, along with a little bit of sawdust.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tom&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5843246112</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5843246112</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 14:27:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"The first thing we wanna do is remove this old knob."</title><description>“The first thing we wanna do is remove this old knob.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tom&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5773563807</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5773563807</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"You’ve got a big, beefy base right there."</title><description>“You’ve got a big, beefy base right there.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Kevin&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5700527667</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5700527667</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 09:20:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"We’ll have to finish it off with handwork."</title><description>“We’ll have to finish it off with handwork.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Larry&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5396393969</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5396393969</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s a pretty standard package nowadays."</title><description>“It’s a pretty standard package nowadays.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Richard&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5366244974</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5366244974</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"This can go into either one of these three holes."</title><description>“This can go into either one of these three holes.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Bill&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5320676556</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5320676556</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 17:56:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"You’ve got plenty of clamps to hold this piece down."</title><description>“You’ve got plenty of clamps to hold this piece down.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Norm&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5195004140</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5195004140</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 12:08:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Let’s dry-fit it together."</title><description>“Let’s dry-fit it together.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Norm&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5166123283</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5166123283</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"That’s a great joint."</title><description>“That’s a great joint.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Norm&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5137638530</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5137638530</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Let’s do it!"</title><description>“Let’s do it!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Larry&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5107863722</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5107863722</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Full extension. Concealed hardware."</title><description>“Full extension. Concealed hardware.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Norm&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5076770153</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5076770153</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"They look like they’re really well built."</title><description>“They look like they’re really well built.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Norm&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5046862163</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5046862163</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"That’ll keep anybody from stickin’ their fingers in."</title><description>“That’ll keep anybody from stickin’ their fingers in.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Keith&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5017585653</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/5017585653</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"You can pull it up now, Kevin."</title><description>“You can pull it up now, Kevin.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Keith&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4989667959</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4989667959</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"He can give me exactly the size I need."</title><description>“He can give me exactly the size I need.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Larry&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4961872705</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4961872705</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Does it feel like cheating? Cause it’s awful easy."</title><description>“Does it feel like cheating? Cause it’s awful easy.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Kevin&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4933004164</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4933004164</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Tight down on your end?"</title><description>“Tight down on your end?”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Kevin&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4902681267</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4902681267</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s also good to do it on the sides."</title><description>“It’s also good to do it on the sides.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Alfonso&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4872355265</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4872355265</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"This is a water-tight box."</title><description>“This is a water-tight box.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Keith&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4812288058</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4812288058</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2011 12:00:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Now, give me a minute. I’m gonna tie the wire to it, and you can pull it up."</title><description>“Now, give me a minute. I’m gonna tie the wire to it, and you can pull it up.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Keith&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4782368913</link><guid>http://thisolddirtyhouse.tumblr.com/post/4782368913</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 12:00:05 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
